THOUSANDS BEGIN TO ENLIST FOR CONSCRIPTION BEFORE JUNE 30 Brewnest City, June 14 2021 | As the conscription bill passes, the Armed Forces had set up enlistment booths at their camps for early registrations. Thousands of millennials required to serve had flocked to register early on to serve in the Armed Forces. According to a poll for the enlistees today, more than 40% had enlisted for the Army while about 30% enlisted for the Air Force, the rest enlisted for the Navy. Some members of the LGBTQ+ community had also appeared to enlist and was happily accepted. It is estimated that more than 2.5 million additional military personnel are to serve under the conscription program with an expected 1 million willing to serve continually after their required service.

PAY FOR YOUR DOG: GOVERNMENT INTRODUCES NEW DOG TAX They might be cute, but you will now have to pay for them The Spanish Government has recently passed a bill within the Council of Ministers to tax dogs, and now both the Congreso de los Diputados and the Senado have given the bill the green light needed. From the 1st July, dog owners will have to pay 10 EMUS a month per dog, in order to fund the Spanish Government budget from other minor taxes. According to recent data collected by the Instituto Nacional de Estadísitica (INE), and in co-operation with the autonomous communities, there are around 25 million dogs in Spain, with a registered owner, which could make the Government earn an extra 3 billion EMUS revenue for the yearly budget. This tax, according to the Minister for Climate Change, Environment, Rural Development and Demographic Challenge, Jaime de Olano, won't make dogs neglects increase, but decrease: "if you want a dog, you will need to pay a tax for it, so you won't get one unless you can afford it. And for those that want to abadon their dogs, I would like to remember them that's illegal." Since the animal welfare law was passed last week, animal protectives are able to request extra funds to the Government, which they thank, but they disagree with the government on this tax: "The main interest might sound stupid, but it's prioritizing humans over animals, again. Why don't you need to pay a tax for a baby but you'll need to pay one for a dog, whcih can be seen as a baby aswell?" asks one dog owner who is a volunteer for an dogs protective, which by the way, are exempt from paying the tax. Of course, that is another reason the Government gave to pass this tax. According to Minister De Olano, who was the Minister in charge of defending the proposal in the Congreso, "rural development and pensions won't be payed by getting a pet, but by having babies. The rural world needs babies, so does the cities' world. Having dogs won't help our country to solve its rural challenge, and this tax is necessary to stop the tendency towards having less babies than getting a dog per year. I'll tell you an interesting fact: at the moment, there are more dogs than babies in Madrid, the capital city of our country, which is worrying and should be worried." Despite the Minister effort, only Ciudadanos supported the proposal, which made it go forward to the Senate. So we will see for how long does this new tax last.

EL FINAL Tommy looked at Mikaela, totally stunned. He had been enjoying his time here with Anastasia but the revenge threesome idea sounded more and more appealing. Carlos still hadn't arrived back in Ibiza and he had been ever so lonely. He never cheated on Carlos, even though they never talked about being exclusive. Anastasia on the other hand was glad she stayed out of this whole mess, including any lewd nonsense. "Do you know what Mikaela yes-" Tommy said, his words being cut off by him noticing a movement in the corner of his eye. Who was it that had entered the club? Carlos had entered the club, with a suitcase and all his luggage. "Approchez approchez!" Carlos said. "On va danser le big bisou!" Tommy and Anastasia approached him and joined in in dancing the big bisou, Anastasia found some random Spanish man and dragged him along with her, and Tommy partnered with Carlos. Tommy, extending the fig leaf of peace said: "Mikaela, do you want to join us dancing the big bisou?"

NEW IDENTITY CARDS STARTING TODAY; FIRST PRESIDENT GETS NEW PASS FIRST TUAGAVALE - As of today, the citizens of Nofoaga will receive a new identity card. Former and first president of the island state Jacques Salé received this morning the first new identity card from the mayor of Tuagavale. The new identity cards come after president Romain Guichard's intention to simplify administration. After the merger of some small municipalities, the new identity card is the next step. Only the necessary information can be found on the card. Data such as the length and hair color can no longer be found. The design also got a new look. What is striking is that no chip is used. It for some too far-reaching digital feature of the identity card fell in the negotiation and agreement. However, a unique barcode was added to replace the chip. The new identity card as of today of the Republic of Nofoaga

Juncker stood up and handshaked everybody on the room before talking for the last time. The meeting was as planned, and everyone took part on it. It was a great thing he could add to his merits list. He then started to talk, for the last time, to all those presidents that did or didn't support him: "Thank you everyone for your closing statements. Today, we have got to many conclusions that lead the European Union to future agreement, to cooperation, to those values the EU take as theirs. Today, we have debated the most important points of the current European Politics, the challenges we will have to face together, united. I know some of you here are not happy with me being the Internal Affairs Commissioner. Some others came here being rude and thinking they ruled this meetings. Others, just doubt about my neutrality. But, at least, we have had a good meeting in which we have been able to meet for once at all. I would like to thank you all for your assistance. It's been hard, but we have done it. Also, thank you for all of your great words towards me, which I really appreaciate and they motivate me to continue doing my work as well as I can. Today we have learnt about what we want and what we don't want. We can do it together, we just need to cooperate loking to the future. Thank you all, and I hope you the best for the future." The meeting then ended.

The High Elder's statement for her colleague The High Elder has released the following statement regarding the severe injuries to her colleague Kelarōn Juvinal, the former Minister of Labor under her 1993 government: "Kelarōn has been a friend of mine since we were but youths. They have always been close with me; and I with them; we were almost as close as 'partners.' At some point I even went to them with the intention of becoming such 'partners;' but of course they were not interested in that. Kelarōn had different interests, different tastes." "We confided in each other everything; asked each other everything. There was the greatest trust and respect between each of us. And now, those who rule the Union - I do not believe it could be Lepik, it could not be him, that hopeless romantic - they have tried to kill them, one of the greatest of our modern Haaneans. They gave so much to their nation; and these monsters, they dare to try to kill them. They will pull through; they pulled through so much abuse in the years of the Areaist blackness. All my hope is directed to this." "I demand that these monsters step down. They can continue their insanity no longer. They want to bring down every aspect of our culture, every great individual who has defended it and allowed for its rebirth, and replace it with some bland, "Westernized" state. Resist, Haaneans! Resist this regime! Bring it down, so that democracy and socialism and our nation may prevail forever!" "Kelarōn has proven themself to be one of the greatest Haaneans of our modern age, one of the great fighters for freedom who shall surely go down in history. They have sacrificed their safety and wellbeing for our nation; we must follow in their footsteps. Rally to their example, O Haaneans, and fight for your lives!"

From the Government On the Rehousing Program in Kiel and the introduction of E-Residency The mental health crisis in Kiel is slowing. Mayor Katzian has finally accepted the help of the Government; we have deployed mental health professionals, as well as clergy, to the city as to create a sense of comfort and stability, as volunteer agricultural and worker militias join the military in taking the rest of the city from the hands of those who are insane, who will receive treatment and care afterwards. However, we recognize that the state of the city remains abysmal. It is not fit to be, in fact, a city; that infernal architect Le Corbusier designed it to be a machine, a machine to remake man. Man resisted, as one would do as external forces attempt to fit one into a mold; and this is the result. Despair, violence, and death! The industrial estates, many of which have been repurposed by artisans and artists from the south, and the abandoned Melisz neighborhood in the north, fortunately not designed by Le Corbusier or affiliates, have been repurposed as to allow for this. The artists' communities are currently open to new residents, although on a limited scale; one may apply for housing in Melisz at a local public distribution center in Kiel, which are currently being set up as order is gradually restored. Meanwhile, in a further attempt to raise money for austerity and to reduce the high toll of it on citizens, we are launching a program that will allow non-citizens to register sole proprietorships in the Union, and to take advantage of the requisite benefits, including the "virtual" ketsel, which is significantly easier to trade with. One may apply online, subject to an interview if applications are accepted. Renewal of this "residency" will be a flat sum of 55 ketselir per year. In addition, the country will also be issuing ivkaliszlerikkeletir (residency documents of self-employment), solely applicable to the New and Rural Territories, as to allow independent contractors from across the world who can prove themselves to be self-sufficient and without ties to terrorism to live in the Union, file taxes in it, and thus have access, in exchange, to all essentials provided to citizens without cost. Kalju Lepik State Elder of the Union of Syndicates Andries van Beek First Minister of the Council of Ministers Meszich Letik First Elder of the Council of Progress Vestisz Nevist First Elder of the Council of Reason Nelisij Kalszen First Elder of the Council of the Immortal Republic

"Alright now that we have outlined everything. Myself and Marshall Copala shall work to finalize the text to be signed by all participating states at this conference. Thank you all for your hard work, have a blessed day."

REPUBLIC ASSEMBLIES ELECTIONS SDV: Anne-Marie David has been elected as President of the Romain Socialist Republic. She is a moderate AÉN faction member, and is trying to unite both sides of her party within Romain. She has said she is willing to wor with Sanders on all matters, except dairy prohibition, citing camembert as her favourite spreadable cheese. SDV: In Rujonau, the most populous of the Socialist Republics, the AÉN came out on top -- just. They only have 4 more seats than the TANKIES, meaning that any number of things can happen within this socialist republic. Élisabeth Avril has been elected as President of this Socialist Republic. She is on the anarcho-communist wing of her faction, meaning that she is under attack from her more moderate colleagues in the Rujonau Socialist Assembly. SDV: Imelda Wuaulsh has been elected President of the Nuwnociluosoaulaunk Socialist Republic. The Assembly is dominated by TANKIES and it won't be hard for Wuaulsh to pass any legislation that she wants to. This is the traditional homeland of Socialism and Communism in Icholasen, and is the region that Chairman Jirluchuz was governor of before the Revolution. It is a sacred place for hardliners as it has been socialist controlled for decades. SDV: Laulw Forin has been elected as the President of the Kicrlaunk Socialist Republic, with her faction holding 55 out of 100 possible seats. Forin is best known for her unsuccessful attempt to become a European Councillor for the UNSR, being kicked from the Council by Speaker Firoux. She is a hardline TANKIE who will push forward her agenda of keeping Kicrlaunk industrialised, and has pledged to expand the exploitation of Rare Earth metals. And so this is the last election, and the end of the 2020 UNSR elections. Tune in next year where the second half of the Ausnat will be elected and for other elections along the way. This has been Stephanie DeVey, peace out!

Statement concerning the Republic of Istkalen The President of the Govenment of the Kingdom of Spain, Mr. Jesús Aguilar, and the European Councillor for Spain and Deputy Speaker of the European Council, Mr. Donald Tusk, have both met in Europolis to talk about the strategies and guidelines to follow concerning the Republic of Istkalen and its provisional Government, along with the ongoing European Relief Force deployment in the Republic of Istkalen. Both, the President and the European Councillor, have agreed to follow the following guidelines: I. The Kingdom of Spain considers the J-TAI (Joint Transitional Authority for Istkalen) as a reliable and trustworthy authority when it comes to the Vardic action. Nevertheless, we cannot feel the same with the Reitzmic action, as the past actions taken by Reitzmag aren't an example for the Kingdom of Spain or Human Rights within Europe. II. The Kingdom of Spain supports the Vardic current action in the Republic of Istkalen, as well as we supported the response to Istlaken's acts of war. However, the Kingdom of Spain cannot support the current Reitzmic action in Istkalen. III. The Kingdom of Spain believes the Government of the Republic of Istkalen, as well as the European Union, should be integrated into the Republic of Istkalen reconstruction. We will support the deployment of the European Relief Force as far as they stick to their Humanitarian Aid tasks after the instrument of surrender is changed. If the European Relief Forced is used as an instrument by any country to interfere within the J-TAI activities, Spain will withdraw its total support to the ERF deployment. IV. The President of the Kingdom of Spain calls the parties involved to negotiate a joint and alternative solution which gives equal representation to Reitzmag, Istkalen and Vayinaod, and includes the Premier Commissioner and the Internal Affairs Commissioner of the European Union. Even if Spain cannot trust Reitzmag's goodwill, we believe Reitzmag deserves the right to be heard in the rebuilding of Istkalen. V. The Kingdom of Spain, attempting to bring back the normal status to Istkalen, considers the Republic of Istkalen Government as the preferential interlocutor, along with the Vardic members of the J-TAI. Spain won't take sides or else show preference for one or another side, but will offer its mediation to reach an agreement between all the involved parties. Concerning the Council bills to repeal the European Relief Force deployment on Istkalen and the proposal for Flag Commissioner made in the Council, Spain will support the repeal of the deployment and block any attempt to designate a Flag Commissioner until the J-TAI and the Republic of Istkalen both agree on a new Instrument of Surrender. D. Jesús Aguilar President of Spain D. Donald Tusk European Councillor

Queen Victoria I and Prince Philip, reveals New Portrait in Bourgeon Palace Bourgeon Palace.- A new portrait of Her Majesty Queen Victoria I and His Royal Highness Prince Philip has gone on display in the Royal Hall at the Bourgeon Palace. Queen Victoria I and Prince Philip looks absolutely regal in a new portrait by Montenbourgian photographer Annie Leibovitz. The photo shows Her Majesty looking very civil witho no ceremonial robes along with his husband the Prince, says VOGUE. "It's nerve-wracking, but it is enormous seriousness, and evoques a air of tranquility," Lebovitz told Regal Post about the commissioned portrait. Lebovitz has photgraphed The Queen twice before. Her last work was for The Queen's 25th birthday, and was commissioned by The Company of Arrows, the sovereign's body guards in New Castle. And now for her 49th Birthday.

The Citizens' Voice: Ultranationalist newspapers Our Istkalen, Eesti Päevaleht, Die Presse shut down for collaboration with fascism The ultranationalist newspapers Our Istkalen, Eesti Päevaleht, and Die Presse have been forcibly closed as a result of their collaboration with fascism. The three publications attempted to foment a rebellion as to overthrow the present government and replace it with the fascist government of Josephine Areai - a fraud and a perpetrator of genocide who now sits in a detention facility in Reitzmag. The woman they claim to have been Areai has been found; she is but a woman they kidnapped for their own uses. Known for perpetrating virulently anti-Western and anti-syndicalist material - not illegal per se but in this case prohibited as a result of their extremity - the newspapers have long been condemned. Ten years ago, they inspired such anger that the paramilitary of the Labor Organization , then active, stormed their offices before performing violent acts upon those involved in the publication of the newspapers, as the public cheered on. Now, however, the state can no longer tolerate them. The papers went too far in calling for the recreation of the old fascistic state; of calling it "free." They were, in their rhetoric, trying to call for a revolt which would rob people of civil freedoms and replace them with a single duty - that of constant adulation of their so-called "High Mediator." There is no freedom in that; no freedom in such oppression. They dehumanized; their rhetoric followed that of the old fascists, who we must never allow to return. Calling for the killings of those they disagree it, calling for the creation of a new movement all for one person, a new movement in opposition to all that is outside of it. A totalitarian movement, in essence, one that wished to remove all that was different and replace it all with an unending and uniform praise, terrible praise, for a single, conceited and reactionary, individual. How would such a life be? No meaning to life but praise, praise of one individual; no direction but that individual. The person, the mind, would be lost. There would be nothing but that one person; no life, no thought, nothing. The thought is terrifying. In 1946, the state passed a law to prevent such a thing, the horrors of the forty-six years of oppression, from repeating themselves, prohibiting what is described as being "collaboration with fascism" - that is, active support for fascism, defined quite strictly, too strictly according to some. This law is now applied, ensuring that these three newspapers may no longer spread their hateful words. Istkalen by no means is perfect. But it is at the very least free; its citizens and peoples able to do as they wish - to speak, to create, to express themselves in their entirety with total freedom. But it is clear, now, that this freedom is too easily lost. It must be defended; the reality of the Forty-Six Years, of the dictatorship of Areai, returns otherwise,.

Common Nationalists & LUTF in Talks for a Party Merger Amid concerns for their standing over what will be most likely adopted when the Mouri-Kudo get's the National Congress to pass the reform on the elections of the House of Councilors for 2022, the chairmans of the Common Nationalists and Leagioan United Together Front announced that they were in the middle of possible talks to merge their political parties into one in order to have a more unified Far-Right Front that is strong in the comming 2022 elections. Although no name for such a new party has not been given, the parties will be negoitating an equal standing for the two sides that will eventually become two factions of different ideas within the Far-Right party. In the recent National Congress election last year in December, the two Parties had hardly recieved much seats in the House of Councilors with LUTF having only 11 seats in the House and 2 Seats in the Senate. The Common Nationalists had only recieved 8 seats in the House with no seats in the Senate. President Mouri-Kudo Wins National Karate Tournatment During a finalist round of a Karate National Torunament in Tullion, President Mouri-Kudo was particpating and had a tough fight against her opponent. In the fight, she managed win the fight and through this final round, the whole entire Leagioan National Karate Tournament. The Torunamanent had been going on for the past month and a half with contestants from alover the Commonwealth. The President went through mulitple rounds throughout that time, but eventually she managed to defeat each of her opponents and won the whole tournament.

With 9 votes for and 1 vote against, this motion has PASSED. Edward Firoux Council Speaker and Councillor for Inquista

Juncker stood up and said: "This summit is now over. Thank you very much for coming." The European Leaders Summit was over.

"Ladies and gentlemen, I think the summit is no longer valid. Even if we tried to reach an agreement, the childish and stubborn attitudes from certain side on this negotiation table. I have tried my best, but it seems that some people need to think on their behaviour first, before reaching an agreement. Thank you very much all for coming and for your efforts." After that, Jean-Claude Juncker shook hands with everyone. The meeting was over.

Juncker was confused. It seemed than no one understood they couldn't build anything along with the ESA if that insititution didn't make a report before starting to build that spaceport: "His Majesty, I'm afraid that the European Space Agnecy can't fund anything if there no previous report that is given to the Premier Commissioner and the European Council, which would both have to give their approval. This is very important to allow the ESA to fund it. If not, it's technically impossible. I will tell the elected director, but he needs to accomplish the law. Else, he could get petitioned by someone for not accomplishing the law". He said. Juncker appraoched to where the action was, while looking at the news. He hadn't had much to do, but at least, he was having some fun.